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I would continue using the internet as normal, then I would hit Josh in the face with a piece of rusting pipe until he agreed that I had been right to do so.
They're up all over town with headlines like 'milk yourself silly' or 'beast yourself into a coma', 'go at it with a BB gun' (ok I made that one up) - seems like advertising is much much easier in America.